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The State Department is continuing its trend of total incompetence!
Tweets from Secretary Kerry are signed –JK (no, seriously)—
Shane Doyle (@stdoyle) February 04, 2013
That’s right, new Secretary of State John Kerry will be tweeting using “JK.” But, to be fair, his confirmation hearing was a lovefest-filled joke. So, it stands to reason that all of his tweets will be signed “JK.” You see, JK means “just kidding” in Internet-speak.
Twitter users gasp for breath.
Haha. Senator Kerry's tweets from @StateDept will be signed "-JK"—
Peter Boyajian (@pvboyajian) February 04, 2013
not as in, just kidding? RT @StateDept #SecKerry will start tweeting from @StateDept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK—
(@luke_johnson) February 04, 2013
@StateDept JK LOL I still don't see how that idiot got that job.—
Matt (@BeerSnob89) February 04, 2013
What if he means he's joking? Accidental war! RT @StateDept: #SecKerry will tweet from @StateDept. Tweets from him will have initials -JK—
Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) February 04, 2013
@StateDept John Kerry's tweets will be signed – JK. Does no one see any possible confusion there?—
Tori Godfrey (@Tori_Godfrey) February 04, 2013
Tweets from Asst Sec Lewis Olliver Levin will be signed similarly RT @StateDept Tweets from [Sec Kerry] will have his initials -JK—
Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) February 04, 2013
So are you kidding or not? RT @StateDept #SecKerry will start tweeting from @StateDept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK—
Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) February 04, 2013
Any1 else going to assume he's being facetious? MT @StateDept: #SecKerry will start tweeting… Tweets will have his initials -JK—
Ellen Satterwhite (@esatts) February 04, 2013
State Dept. tweets signed JK will be hella confusing. "Our talks with the Syrian rebels have broken down … JK"—
Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) February 04, 2013
@StateDept JK? Maybe you should add a middle initial. Don't know how I'm gonna be able to take anything you say seriously. #alphabetsoup—
Meg Rowe (@YeuxdeRowe) February 04, 2013
now State Department tweets are gonna be like "this was a terrible tragedy – JK lol"—
Alec Jacobs (@alecjacobs) February 04, 2013
If John Kerry's tweets are actually signed "-JK" how will we know when he's just making one of his famous witty jests?—
Mig Greengard (@chessninja) February 04, 2013
Keep the mock-tastic tweets coming, Twitter. And speaking of “witty jests,” Kerry arrived at the State Department this morning.
.@johnkerry arrives @statedept for 1st time as #SecState. Employees lineup to greet him yfrog.com/od31lkej—
margaret brennan (@margbrennan) February 04, 2013
Hope they bring chairs for employees at the Kerry welcome speech. Could be a long one huff.to/11B6ecd—
Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) February 04, 2013
They are live streaming Kerry's arrival at the State Department nowish state.gov—
Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) February 04, 2013
Of course, he was late.
His persona driver's personal driver overselpt #reasonsKerryislate—
Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) February 04, 2013
He wanted to run through his speech once, but didn't start until 7AM #reasonsKerryislate—
Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) February 04, 2013
Zing!
Way to start off your tenure, Secretary of State Kerry. Ah, if only the State Department would come out and say, “That whole Secretary of State Kerry thing? JK!”
Update: The mockery just keeps getting better and better.
The 'JK' is for 'Jenjiss Khan' MT @snarkandboobs Kerry arrives at State Dept. as Sec of State; Will tweet using 'JK' bit.ly/Xj2lBd—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 04, 2013
Isn't that how Hillary signed her Benghazi testimony? MT @TwitchyTeam: Kerry arrives at State Dept. as Secy of State; Will tweet using 'JK'—
jeffery reynolds (@ChargerJeff) February 04, 2013
Kerry, the gift that keeps giving RT @StateDept: #SecKerry will start tweeting from @StateDept. Tweets from him will have his initials -JK—
Dano (@nuney1985) February 04, 2013
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